Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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