these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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