i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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