We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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