I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
