Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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