It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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