shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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