My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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