So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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