roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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