so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
we made out on top of his cat.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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