Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
