She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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