Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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