I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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