Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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