What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
