Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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