I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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