This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
