is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
