i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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