your thong is hanging out like whoa
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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