So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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