id be glad to
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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