Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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