Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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