I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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