There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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