i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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