He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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