We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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