Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Sober January is a disaster.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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