I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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