I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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