Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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