It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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