So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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