ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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