That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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