How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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