That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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