is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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