I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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