I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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