I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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