when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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