Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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