chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
She's not a foreskin expert like you
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
