Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So squirting runs in the family.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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