Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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