$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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