yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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