Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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