Jerry, you need to find god
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
